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This is how Republicans decorate. Yes, really. The scariest thing was the McCain sign in the yard. |
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I have never met them, but if I have a Halloween party next year, they're getting an invite. |
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About as scary and devoid of personality as the middle-of-the-series Friday the 13th movies no one saw. |
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Yeah, Toby Maguire lives on my block. |
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It's the setting of a little-known video game I just made up in my head: Haunted Hippy Fortress. |
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If they could somehow make the trees throw apples, then maybe we'd be onto something. |
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They lynch klansmen? Whoa! |
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Get this. They aren't decorated for Halloween; that's their real fence. They leave this shit up all year long... what's left of it anyway. |
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The tricycle is a subtle nod to the Saw movies. |
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"Just get one of everything," she told her husband with no clue about these things. |
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I don't know. Maybe if they were filled with helium and hovered above the ground like real ghosts... |
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Target practice? I mean, they're already dead. |
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You can afford that house and you can't get all the lights to work at the same time? |
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Like the spoiled only-children of rich parents, they're all grinning because they happen to be the only decorations out here. |
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