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Why take this shot, you ask? Because we're professionals. You take a picture like this as soon as you get out of the car, and that's a brain cell or two you've freed up to party the rest of the night that would otherwise be tied up remembering where you parked four or five hours earlier. |
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I love how they turned the racial stereotype on its ear. Too bad I already had a date. |
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This year it only took three photos in before we find the freakiest couple of the night. |
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Every time a girl wears a thong to Halloween in Oak Lawn, a pair of fairies get their wings. |
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Storming the gates. |
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True story: The girl on the right had to throw away her beer to pose for the picture. WTF? You're GERMAN, aren't you? |
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Fun fact: Two out of three Asian women are exhibitionists. |
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A time-lapse photo of just how slowly Dani moves when I'm dragging her around on Halloween night. |
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You want to flog my what? |
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I have no idea, but they deserve a Tony. Or someone. |
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I smell a record deal!!! |
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Even death couldn't keep Divine from showing up on Halloween! |
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Yes, this is closest Dani's been to a feather duster. |
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Even Motorhead's Lemmy and heavy metal enthusiast Satan showed up for the fun. |
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Ghosts? Lights? They keep moving up xmas decorations earlier and earlier each year to the point it's really just one big holiday. |
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He only agreed to the costume on the grounds she'd strip search him later. |
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This year's topical reference no one will get by the time they happen across this page on a random Google search. |
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He could have gone as a super hero or she could have gone as a droog. Instead, they decided to show off the fact that they couldn't compromise on a team effort. I give this relationship six more weeks, tops. |
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Continue to Part II |