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Yeah, camo's a good way to keep from being noticed. |
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Vampires: The original metroplexuals. |
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Thought process leading up to this: "No one will think to go as the Joker in his nurse disguise." Really? There were three of these to every regular Joker costume. No joke. |
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A meeting to discuss what Repooplicans term the "homosexual agenda." |
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Hmmmm. He doesn't seem very mechanically-inclined. |
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Actually, only one of the BBC's Two Fat Ladies is dead. The other still has plenty meat on her bones. |
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Bacchus is usually more about Mardi Gras, but Halloween in Oak Lawn serves as a good holdover until then. |
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The one costume not allowed to expose flesh on Halloween is Jack Skellington. |
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"If fur is murder, then ask me what happened to your cat." |
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Actually, turtles find greenface more than a little offensive. |
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(L to R) A historical progression from Ice Age to the apogee of global warming. |
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Later that evening, he was tossed from his motorcycle and was found stuck to the trunk of a nearby tree. |
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The Big Bad Wolf is make-believe, but organized religion remains a genuine predator on the flock. |
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Move over, Mr. Snuffleupagus, someone else is going to get all Big Bird's attention. |
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How the Wizard of Oz would be remade today. |
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But you know what makes the outfit? The purse. |
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But you know what makes the outfit? The purse. |
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Another installment of "Ambiguously Gay Cinema Couples." |
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Watch out, Eric Bogosian. There's a Mimi on your tail. |
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Continue to Part III |