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"That's a big Twinkie." |
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In an alternate universe, it wasn't Keith Richards who was Jack Sparrow's father. It was Frank Zappa. |
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She haunts your wettest dreams. |
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You see, those goggles they give you in tanning booths aren't just for looks. |
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It would be interesting to ponder which requires more effort to carry back to the car: Jessica Rabbit's chest or Amy Winehouse? |
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Photographic evidence. It's why I believe in Harvey Dent. |
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There's obviously more than enough for two. |
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"Hell-o!" |
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Ventriloquism is the art of misdirection. |
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No matter how enticing it seems at the time, avoid anyone trying to lure you into a pyramid scheme. |
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It sort of takes the fun out of it when they're old enough that it isn't illegal anymore. |
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Girls go wild for those Chip 'n' Dale dancers... especially when they're too drunk to care that one isn't a Chip. And that's not a stinger. It's a shocker. |
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Being outcasts and freaks themselves, the AV Club took little notice of Leroy's huge readings on the Giger counter. |
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"Are you looking at me? Ah, good. It worked." |
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So obvious I'm not even going to say it. |
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A quick pre-visualization of a possible live action adaptation of Alladin with Edward Norton or Adrian Brody in the lead. |
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This is why I never played The Sims. |
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It's Halloween, after all. The answer is any witch way you'd like! |
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Apparently Kristin was as shocked to run into Ricardo as Dani and I were. |
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