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Dani has no qualms about her choice for a husband, but the mere presence of streamers brings on a panic attack. |
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By the end of the tastings we needed to go up a couple sizes on the wedding dress. |
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No, Dani, I do NOT dare you to! |
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The magic of all-girl string quartets is their ability to combine cleavage-baring formal wear with arm movements that rival Pink Floyd's ability to pair interesting visuals with live music. |
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The only thing more surprising than Cruella ensnaring a groom was that she figured out how to wash the spots out the dalmation's coat. |
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That strut tells me a groomsman had one too many and let something slip he shouldn't have about the bachelor party. |
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Oh, honey... Get dressed; the fashion show started ten minutes ago. |
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It's an apron. Foreshadowing, you might say. |
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Now just imagine what this would have cost if they sold veils by the yard! |
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The convenient choice when you don't want mom to know just how many tattoos you've collected since your first spring break in college. |
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Obviously the vows will be presented in PowerPoint by this workaholic bride. |
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Pink stuff. It's what you guzzled after the bachellorette party to make it down the aisle in a vertical configuration. |
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Continue to Part II |