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It's like Disney World on estrogen! |
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You might say they're a head taller were it not for the decapitations. |
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Some cat fights are not over the bouquet. In this case, Katie's kitten was just going psycho as cats tend to do. |
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I always imagine these events as game shows with no rules and lots of prizes you don't really want anyway. |
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Other than making fun of what they put on display at the fashion show, about 99% of the reason I went to this one (okay, other than the free passes) was for the free food. What did they have? Plastic food. |
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Yes, it's wedding cake (the only free food there was this time), but it's still sexy. |
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Alternatively, we could have paid for
food...
Nah. |
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The lone trombonist regulates the traffic. |
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Every wedding should hire a guitar/pamphlet duo. |
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Dude. No. |
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Continue to Part II |