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<forced smile> "Oh, I'm so glad you made it." </forced smile> |
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Red and blue apparently do not always make purple. |
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This is what I always picture happening with the personals section on Craigslist. |
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"Dude. You can take pictures with your cock?" |
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Don't laugh. Together they're going to bring down the Matrix. |
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Oooooh, Pretty Woman. |
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On the set of Pokémon: The Movie. |
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David keeps his maternal instincts enough in check that he doesn't dab a napkin with spit before trying to rub it off. |
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"Look! She is the one spoken of in the prophesy!" |
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If I had known it was going to turn into this kind of party, I wouldn't have worn underwear either. |
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The judges were clearly impressed with David's ability to continue the staring contest long after his vanquished opponent Brandi went away to sulk in a corner. |
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It's funny to compare and contrast orgasm faces. |
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Fan club. |
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I didn't even realize we were playing Laser Tag, but that's a game face if I ever saw one. |
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Don't you hate it when people think punchlines built around obscure references are really, really funny while everyone they tell it to goes, "Wait. Huh?" |
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Awwww. The confetti man we built melted already. |
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Comic books are one thing, but to hear Thor tell the stories firsthand. Man. What a privilege. |
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My favorite thing about Brandi is how her attitude toward feng shui flower arranging is the complete opposite of Ms. Bangs here. |
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Just as only the Japanese can tell the sex of baby chickens, only tomboys can sex a paper dragon. |
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"And then I was like, 'Kathy, you should tell Jesus to suck it when you pick up your award,' and then she did, OMG!" |
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Continue to Part II |