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Religious paraphenalia prohibited elsewhere. |
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Unlike Indiana, California has to squat to pee. |
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Dude. You fail. |
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No neck, No extemities, No service. |
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Benny needs to lose some weight. |
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It's comin' right for us! |
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Warning: Extra chromosomes. |
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Cock-blocked! |
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Warning: Acid reflux ahead. |
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100 points per man, 10 per traffic cone. |
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Watch for Courtney Love. |
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Oh, come on, honey. Just think about it... |
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Optimus Prime about to kick some serious ass. |
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No incest zone. |
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Or "10 hour parking" if you do the math. |
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Beware of Mel Gibson. |
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Don't worry, the army will take you. |
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Watch for short buses. |
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Shorthand for Bush's outlook on the first ten constitutional ammendments. |
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Speed up! Wheeeeeee! Airborne! |
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Time for an impromtu version of "Will It Float?" |
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Those pants make your ass look square. |
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Chairs will be provided. |
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Missing hat: If found, please call Clint Eastwood. |
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Translation: Throw like a girl. |
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Too few Bon Jovi fans pass this sign to steal it. |
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Fuck you, Roger Ebert. |
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Everyone can tell that's padding. |
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Continue to Part II |