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Sure, her eyes are only offset by maybe five degrees, but it's the difference between hot and tepid in her case. |
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The cover photo from Shannen's appearance in Playboy, a magazine which has famously featured women with other lop-sided anatomies. |
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Here's one of Shannen's strategies: She makes her hair asymmetrical enough to blur the contours more reminiscent of Dali's melting clocks than recognizable human anatomy. |
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However, sometimes Shannen's hair is just plain scared to go near her face. |
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Note that the same bangs would be in her eye if they were brushed over to the other side. |
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Even growing out the bangs on both sides won't help. |
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Hey, they're almost level! |
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But, no. She keeps cocking her head the wrong way. Maybe she's trying to confuse us? |
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This is 100% X-Files material right here. |
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Nice try, freak. |
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She's actually looking at you through the nostril on the left. |
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Oh, just give it up already. |
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Actually, in combination with the bo-tox, the raised eyebrow (and rest of that portion of her skull) contribute to an artificially youthful appearance. |
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Separated at birth! |
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