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Since I can't cook anything fancier than peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Tracy came over and cooked (okay, microwaved) all the party food and had everything ready in about ten minutes. I had no idea she was such a Martha Stewart. Now I want to keep her under house arrest at my place for mealtimes. |
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Having already been to one too many parties in his young life, Radar was happy to just sit this one out. |
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Between a nurse and a physical therapist, you'd think one of them would know how to handle latex. |
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Gary keeps hoping it won't be coal again this year. |
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Ironically, when you surprise someone
for her birthday, you effectively deprive her of several birthdays she
would have made it to without the shock.
(No, I have no idea what Shan is aghast over.) |
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Comic book readers will immediately note that Beth's thought bubble is tiny, blue, and empty. Who knew? |
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I didn't realize Amy found the party this narcolepsy-inducing. |
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"Okay, I'll admit he's good at surprising me, but I won't remember tonight by next week with my goldfish memory." |
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Mel's impression of Martha Stewart in the kitchen is frightening dead on right down to the ankle bracelet egg timer. |
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This is a good age to start getting more fiber in your diet, hence the carrot cake. |
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Tracy is like a kid in a candy store. Well, surrounded by jars full of leftover Halloween candy, who can blame her for the apparent sugar rush? |
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Rev. Don wonders why it's called "Chill" when it makes him want to go ape-shit crazy and break a bottle over someone's head. |
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Tracy demonstrates the Time Warp for the virgins. |
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