Alexplorer Goes Time Traveling

Alexplorer Goes Time Traveling...

If you're just joining this series already in progress, then it means you don't have a time machine, so here's the short version: Every Tuesday (your present), I come back from my adventures time-traveling around MySpace and fill you in on what happened to people from my past as they keep slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future.

Ah, here's one now...

Justin

Then:

Justin (not his real name) also lived in my dorm. He was friends with Adam and was similarly paired with as despicable a partner as one could ever hope to find in a woman. Granted, I don't think Justin was a big an asshole as Adam, so I'm not sure what he did to deserve Fara, a not-even-closeted racist little cunt that Janice adored and whose Nazi-era vitriol she conveniently ignored. You want to talk about denial and compartmentalization, Janice even had her in her wedding party. I'm not shitting you.

Now:

Fuck! He married her too! In this case anyway, you could foresee nothing else. He was a milktoast. She always ruled whatever they did socially, academically, whatever. I don't think he ever made an independent decision in his life between when his mom let go of him and Fara caught him before he fell flat on his face.

Hypothetical letter I'll probably never send to her:

Dude,
Grow a pair. Hell, grow one even!
-Alex.

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