Ah, here's one now...
Roy (not his real name) sat next to me in Algebra II. He was really into Led Zeppelin when I had only just discovered them, so I used to ask him about the band. Basically everything he had to say on the subject could be summed up as "The fourth album was the best, but the others are okay." |
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Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one who started losing his hair in his 30s. Then again, I don't know if it counts since he looks to me to be about ten years older than he is. |
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Dude,It's over. This isn't the way to say "No hard feelings." This is a red flag to any single woman browsing your profile that you are soooooooooooo NOT ready to date.
Sincerely,
-Dr. Philled With Shock and Dismay at the Glacial Pace You're "Moving On."
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