Well, first of all, the scale of the aliens is all wrong.  Everyone knows they're only tall enough to insert a rectal probe!

I like how, as skinny as they are, they can't just slip between the bars.  I guess they're just flummoxed by our supperior flat-bed alien-imprisonment trailer technology.

(Found at a drug store, although I original saw this same set for at a dollar store.  It was $6 here!)

Another dollar store find.  Why do these come twelve to the bunch?  Couldn't there be another eleven non- crocodillian animals in the pack?

My favorite thing about this package was the generic but nonsensical statements on the board including:

• Completely new to come to the market
• New type
• Latest technology 
• Fashionable color
• Superior manufacture
• Flashing enter
• Most new catena

The toys were silly enough, but Dani was the one who found the Engrish on the package:

Simulating the true styles and making carefully.  All styles are wonderful!

Another dollar store find. 

This is supposed to be a woman, but the toy designers obviously have never seen a real one up close.  And check out those man- hands!

Curiously, there were also male action figures in this toy line, but I'll bet there was only one locker room at their fire station.

Will someone out their put their art history degree to good use and explain this sculpture to me?!  Am I missing a litterary reference or something?

I welcome submissions of captions for this and any photo here.

Have these wolves heads been severed?  What's going on here?  I get that the fur is supposed to blend into the snow, but it's just awful.