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In Texas, recycled beer cans eats you! |
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Anatomy was never my strong point, but I'll take a picture of anyone who wants to expose their parts. |
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I'm on the right. |
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A girl can dream... |
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Hint: It doesn't stand for vagina since this is possibly the worst way to go about getting any. |
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Okay, but it is more realistic than what Shatner's been sporting since the 20th century. |
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It is unAmerican not to know enough gossip to hate at least three of these people. |
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If they were standing that close to the real guy, they might be charged with attempted murder for giving him a stroke. |
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That's probably a good, safe distance, too, but for different reasons. |
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No caption required. |
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Dani's so very good with the elderly. |
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Nina, wash your hands. That man's head has been up his ass! |
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MySpace: A place for predators. |
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"And who knows witch is witch and who
is who?"
-Dark Side of the Rainbow
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Oh, look at all the decorating ideas for my dungeon! |
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"Yo, waiter!" |
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The question is who Jesus would thank if he won an Emmy? |
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If there hadn't been a layer of glass between me and that phaser, all hell woulda broken loose. |
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For reasons that should be obvious to all, Captain Hook has historically been the least desirable person to lesbians. |
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Either this machine is psychic or it shares my toyboy fetish. |
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Dani with my in-laws. |
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Sadly, she never saw a dime of the royalties from all the t-shirts, refrigerator magnets, etc. |
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If I was writing the show, he'd be a character on Nip/Tuck. |
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Oh, it's Pee Wee Herman having fun with the scotch tape again. |
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Truth is stranger than fiction. |
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And yet Dani screams when she sees cockroaches. |
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"Hi, I'm Chris Hansen... Why don't you have a seat right there." |
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Continue to Part II |