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Dani's so hot in red, she sets off sprinklers wherever she goes. Even weddings. Even outdoors. |
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Yeah, the band really knew how to pack them in, lemme tell ya! |
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E-flat minor. Now name that tune. |
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Three guesses where she kept the cell phone. (Nope. Not her purse.) |
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The only reason why I have black friends is because I thought we'd finally go to at least one wedding in Texas where they wouldn't serve Mexican food. Did they? Of course. |
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Yeah, but then they stopped to pose for pictures and then it was Aesop's "Tortoise and the Hare" all over again. |
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First of all, it is customary to cry at weddings, but not so much at the beginnings of receptions. Second, ummmm, find someone else's shoulder to cry on, dude! |
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They put the DJ in the opposite corner as the band. You would think they would have totally had a battle, but they played nice and didn't start anything. |
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What? No one brought a deck of cards? |
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You might think this is trick photography, but no. Her dad really does sit on the groom's shoulder and act as his conscience. |
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Funny, I can't even get flowers to grow in dirt. |
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CAPTAIN: I'll take command of these
vessels.
CONFUSED SERVER: Yes, sir! |
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I have like, I don't know, maybe a thousand pictures of Cindy, one of the photographers. If she didn't figure out I had a crush on her by the end of the day, there's no hiding it now. |
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Fame! I'm gonna live forever! |
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Hey, some more Courvoisier over here! |
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DANI: No, really, they'll be starting
the buffet soon.
TOMMIE: It's too late; I'm starving now, and I don't think lipstick has a lot of calories anyway. |
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Oh, yeah? Well, I have a microphone and a drink, so good luck! |
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Continue to Part II |