Grumble - He often makes these pre-vocalization grumbles to communicate his displeasure with his immediate circumstances (e.g., wet diaper, requirement for additional sustenance, etc.).

Conky - Between grumbling and eating and dribbling, he sleeps.  He conks out when you aren't looking.

Goat Boy - When he clears his throat, there's this sort of bleating sound like that of a goat.  He'll let one of these loose after stretching, etc.

Man Man - I have no idea why.  It just sounds silly.

Bobble-headed Boy - Still working on those neck muscles.  He'll sit up or stand up with assistance, but that head... boing!

Mr. Milko - The kid cannot keep the stuff in his mouth.  Even when he isn't spitting up, it's running out the corners or bubbling on his lips.  He's covered with it between baths.

Gummo - No, I don't think Dani's even heard of the movie, let alone saw it, but it's a good name for the Toothless One.

The Piranha - Or sometimes "Toothless Piranha."  Right from birth he was a fierce creature whenever a nipple (plastic or otherwise) was presented.  Jaws agape, head thrashing wildly from side to side until he locked in on his target.

Grin Kid - He just turns it on.  It's fucking adorable.

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